My profile brings all the boys to the yard.

Hello, gentleman. Welcome to my profile! Let me explain why you're dying to meet me. I'm funny. I have a nice smile. I have a great career that allows me a good work/life balance. I enjoy traveling and look forward to traveling internationally. I love exploring the city and taking road trips. I'm a pretty good cook and bake a mean pumpkin bread. I'm a nice person...unless you're a jerk and try to take advantage of someone I care about. I don't have kids but definitely want them. I love animals. I'm looking for a regular guy. One who doesn't use more hair products than I do but will not tell me I'm stealing his man card when I try to explain why he should try a pedicure. I'd like your closet to have jeans and a nice suit and for you to never wear socks with sandals. Please hold my door open for me and be attracted to my brain. I'd prefer you not have kids. You don't have to be religious but atheists and non-Christians probably wouldn't work out too well.