I'm a winning combination of crazy bananas, uniquely refreshing watermelon, posh raspberries, healthy blueberries, zest for life, and a massive helping of mischief - all blended well in a hot-tub and served chilled. Tastes amazing and the 'blush pink' colour goes very nicely with your lipstick. Lucky you. Now then...continuing with my profile. Don't just read it... SING IT! To the tune of the theme song from Friends. Here we go... So here you are online, looking every day You're searching for a man who's not just good, he's great It's like you always find the same old schmucks; and the pictures of them with their shirts off, or dead fish and their trucks... But: Here's good news for you (I'm different from them all) Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall) Here's good news for you (Cause I'm searching for you too) By the way, I cannot be held responsible if this song gets stuck in your head and you can't quit singing it. It was your decision to click on my profile, so you have no one to blame but yourself. Little more about me: What to say, what to say. Well, for starters, I'm the coolest person I know. Although, that's not saying much considering I don't have any friends. (Please stop reading now if you can't handle or grasp blatant sarcasm). My close friends have nicknamed me "Glass House" because I'm always getting hurt. So, bonus points for you if you're in the medical field because that "Safety is 1" mantra doesn't really apply to me.