Cynical and jaded and in search of my Shrek

Sapiosexual. Dog mom. Book worm. Cheerleader by nature. Fiercely loyal. Opinionated. Ambitious. Great cook (not as good as my mama). Liberal and educated, and looking for a like-minded partner. I'm very independent and I can wield a power drill while wearing high heels, but I appreciate the value of intimacy and true partnership. I also need help opening jars and reaching high shelves. I like dogs more than I like people, and my favorite people are under 7 and over 70. -- If you never received a reply from me, please take the hint and move on.