I will never give up on LOVE.

Firstly, What exactly am i supposed to put here to summon a match? let me start by saying, i am not perfect some say I have a dad bod, I consider it more of a father figure.. I’m currently training for a Netflix marathon, so I could use a partner for the cardio workouts.lol I needed to love again and also be loved by someone, so I decided to try this online dating stuff, I’m a new member and I’m here hoping to meet that special woman who will give me my so much desired happiness, joy, peace and most of all UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.. I lost the directions, but I’m pretty sure you have to swipe right here. I’m like a thrift store—full of weird stuff but worth the rummage. I’m employed, emotionally available, and truly want my forever partner. I also believe i have a crazy sense of humor, which is one of the most attractive qualities a man can have. When we laugh at a good joke, the “reward center” of our brain fires, just like when we eat good food, accomplish something, or have sex. I also believe Looking for love in all the wrong places (online).” If I were a fruit, I’d be a fine-apple, but if I were a vegetable, would you visit me in the hospital?” Swipe right if you go to therapy. Swipe left if it’s all you talk about. It’s cool if you just want to play with my dog. I’ll sit in the crate while you guys hang out.