I make mountains out of molehills and molehills out of mountains. I’m into intelligent people, sharp humor, and conversations that start casual but somehow spiral into “wait… how did we get here?” My interests change based on whatever currently has my brain in a chokehold: questionable TV choices, existential debates about time and reality, or the squirrels outside my window who are clearly staging an ongoing turf war. I can be thoughtful and ridiculous in the same sentence and I’m very comfortable living in that contradiction. I notice small things, appreciate life’s weird little glitches, and tend to see the world slightly sideways. Not big on endless messaging. If there’s a spark, let’s meet in real life, see if it sizzles or fizzles, and at least walk away with a good story.