Be the honey for my tea

Stunning. Evasive. Tactical. A force to be reckoned with. I am SAM. I'm a lean fellow as you have probably gathered from studying my stats. I attribute my slim yet muscular physique to the countless hours I spend at the gym on a weekly basis. Have you ever heard of Ninjitsu? It's the martial art ancient Japanese warriors studied; I am also a practitioner. I hold a black belt in the fighting style and am required by law to tell you that I have the power to annihilate a person using only my pinky finger and big toe. That being said, I am an extremely gentle person. I will rub your feet and sing folk music to you. I want someone who wants love, not just "settling down" to do the conventional thing of starting a family, having a lawn to mow and a woman to plow. I want breakfast in bed, sunsets, long walks on the beach and sweet, delicious kisses that never end.