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Never Married
New York, New York
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This profile has been rated "H" for Hilarious. Parental Discretion Advised.Read on your own risk. Not responsible for bursts of laughs, attacks of giggles or incidents of incontinence. (Disclosure: Diapers are not provided but advised). A good introduction should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to create interest. I'll do my best to keep it as "Skirty" as possible. I've been described as a down to earth (despite my sarcasm), successful, charming gentleman with refined manners. I'm sophisticated with elegance. Passionate with affection. Ambitious with a sense of contentment. I'm very intellectual with charm. Very sane ofcourse (will someone tell me how to stop the voices in my head?) Considerate with fairness & decisive with confidence. Family oriented & gregarious. Kind & generous to a fault. I'm very modest of course, with a high IQ (157) I'm also a day dreamer & a goal getter with a sense of adventure. A hard worker & a party animal. I'm easy going & very easy to please. Did I mention modest? OK, Just making sure. I consider myself Chivalrous. I'm romantic with style, so if you are looking for butterflies, then bring along some butter, I've got plenty of flies home. (Continue reading under "Describe Your Perfect Weekend" section below)....
Appearance
Best Feature
Eyes
Hair
Black
Eyes
Hazel
Physique
Athletic
Height
6' 0" (183 cm)
Family Roots
Egyptian
Race
Middle Eastern
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Never
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Yes
Religion
Muslim
Education
Doctoral Degree
Occupation
Financial / Accounting / Insurance / Real Estate
Income
Over $100,000
Exercise
Always
Politics
Middle Of The Road
What languages do you speak?
English, Arabic, Spanish
Favorite Music
Alternative, Classical, Classic Rock, Dance / Electronica / House, Hard Rock / Metal, Latin, Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic, Rock & Roll, New Age, Punk, Rap / Hip-Hop, Reggae
Favorites
Favorite Actors
George Bush
Favorite Actresses
George Bush
Favorite Artists
Michael Angelo, Salvador Dali
Favorite Athletes
Arnold
Favorite Authors
ME
Favorite Hangouts
Any place away from the wife
Favorite Books
I start reading a book from the middle coz it keeps me curious not only about its conclusion but also about its begining
Favorite Cities
Been to more than 20 countries and each has its own charm
Favorite Clothing Stores
Saks Fifth Avenue, Bloomingdales, Nieman Marcus,
Favorite Colors
Blue
Favorite Country
My Bedroom
Favorite Drinks
Milk
Favorite Fashion Designers
Armani, Boss, Canali, Ferragamo, Versaci, etc...
Favorite Fast Foods
Checkers
Favorite Magazines
Playboy
Favorite Comedies
American Pie
Favorite Dramas
Notebook
Favorite Horror Movies
You in it
Favorite Action Movies
Terminator
Favorite News Anchor
John Stewart
Favorite Night Clubs
All
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Everywhere
Favorite Plays
Miss Saigon
Favorite Politicians
Ron Paul & Raloph Nader
Favorite Quote From A Movie
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello
Favorite Restaurants
Turkish Kitchen in NYC
Favorite Sports
Tennis
Favorite Stocks
My Stock
Favorite TV Comedies
FRIENDS
Favorite TV Dramas
YOU
Favorite Foods
SUSHI
Interests
Acting
Every Day
Animals
I have two exotic Parrots
Antiques
I like them
Art
I collect them
Astrology
YES
Astronomy
YES
Barbecues
Yummy
Bars
Sure, Sniker?
Basketball
I DO IT
Biology
I LOVE IT
Board Games
Chess, Monopoly
Business Finance
I WORK IT
Cars
I DIRVE IT
Children
Love children, especially girls.
Circus
Cirque De Soule
Comedy
I CREATE IT
Cooking
a big hobby of mine. I make my own sandwiches
Dancing
Dance Machine. Salsa and Tango are passion
Dating
Tired of it
Dogs and Cats
Love them
Drawing
Since i was 4
Electronics
Love new jadgets
Exercise
always
Food
Sushi, Chinese, French, Italian, Greek and Turkish
Gambling
That is how I made my wealth
Gardening
When I feel gay
Guns
to reason with the wife
Internet
always surfing
Live Concerts
sing along
Math
1+1 = 11
Medicine
Studied medicine
Movies
Always at the movies
Opera
better than Cobra
Pets
Cats & Dogs. But won't own a dog though
Psychology
My favorite game
Religion
Essential
Shopping
I am the fastest alcoholic shopper
Singing
join me in the shower
Sky Diving
wouldn't mind it when I am married
Soccer
professional player
Stock Market
my business
Technology
always on top of it
Television
My birth itself was a breakin news
Tennis
Play it
Theater
always
Traveling
always
Video Games
always
Writing
used to write stories when I was a kid
Personality
Adventurousness
Very Daring
Affectionateness
Very Doting
Trustingness
Average
Confidence
Very Confident
Independence
Very Independent
Mood
Carefree, Chill
Romance
Very Romantic
Sociability
Very Extroverted
Thought Process
Very Analytical
Tolerance
Average
Lifestyle
Dress
Somewhat Formal
Energy
Very High
Go Party
Always
Neatness
Total Slob
Punctuality
Always Early
Spending
Out Of Control
Work Ethic
Very Lazy
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
Warm, sensual, affectionate, stimulating setting where I relax, harmonize and connect on different levels with nature while you are serving me and attending to my needs.
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Describe your perfect weekend.
I'm very fun & funny with time released jokes. You would never get bored or stop laughing in my presence despite the place & the situation. From being goofy, to knocking on the door of sarcasm, to being the master of a sitcom. I never lose touch with my inner child. Speaking of the devil, I'll be right back, I have to change his diaper. Ok, where were we? Oh yes, aside from the growth on my neck that talks to me when the moon is full, I'm a normal looking guy & I come with my own manual. It's nature's miracle that I look like humans. Pictures are attached as a proof. I also come in 3D. I never get lonely even if I'm alone. I need a woman to complement my life & to further enrich it with her qualities without the need to lose her identity. Damn, I sound great. Maybe I should go ahead & date myself . I'm all of the above without exaggeration (Right Mother? Thank you Mother, you are the best) I can't wait to bring you home to meet my family since my wife & kids are impatiently waiting. Really, I'm a very nice guy, just ask my parole officer & he would tell you. Here what girls I met already had to say about me:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
. Here what girls I met already had to say about me:
How many kids would you like to have?
beside myself? Well, I hope your dad is rich or you make good money
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Cant improve perfection
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
by cloning myself as much as I can
What is the purpose of marriage?
To commit a suicide the halal way.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
Everything, and I mean everything
What gets on your nerves?
myself
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Respect, Honesty, communication
What turns you off?
A switch.
What turns you on?
blondes and red heads, holding hands and jumping in groups up and down. (HER. Her scent, her curves, her femininty, her smile, her hygiene, her silliness, her maturity, her affection, her reasoning, her Dalaa, her high selfesteem, her independence, her weaknesses, the twinkle in her eye...)
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
married, bald, dozen kids and no light at the end of the tunnel...
World Singles, 32565-B Golden Lantern St., #179
Dana Point, Ca 92629
USA +1 (949) 743-2535
Dana Point, Ca 92629
USA +1 (949) 743-2535
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