Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge.

You are getting very sleepy, very, very, sleepy. You are being hypnotized by reading my words. Now you will message me for a date at a nice restaurant or jazz club and will be a gentleman who is witty, intelligent, intellectual, open, considerate, and have a good sense of humor. Then you will drop me off at home without expecting ANYTHING. The next day you will call me to say you loved interacting with me and you want to see me again. After that conversation you will send me flowers to follow up your interest in me. On the second date your behavior will be the same as on the first date. When you read the word S.N.A.P. you will wake up from being hypnotized and remember everything you read and pursue me. SNAP! ...do not judge,so you won't be judged...