The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE STORY OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD TOLD BY THE WOLF'S GRANDSON: My grandfather was nice and kind, he never liked killing and eating others meat, so he decided to become a vegetarian and ate only greens and grass. In the forest there was a little naughty girl named Little Red who lived with her grandmother. Little Red used to go out to the forest to play every day and she crushed and destroyed the greens and grass that my grandfather used to diet on and damaged the beautiful forest. Many times my grandfather talked to her and tried to convince her to stop, she never listened. He decicided to visit her grandmother and ask her to discipline Little Red. As he rang the bell of the nervous grandmother's house, she opened the door and saw my grandfather, she picked up a huge baseball bat and attacked my poor grandfather before he had the chance to open his mouth. With shock and horror, he pushed her gently away but she fell and hit her head at the bedpost and died instantly. My poor grandfather was shocked and saddened immensely, he thought of the little grandaughter, how sad and devestated she will be. He decided to hide the grandmother's body and wear her clothes so Little Red won't feel the loss of her grandmother. When Little Red came back home and saw my grandfather the Wolf in her grandmother's bed, she noticed his big ears and nose and immediately knew it was the Wolf. She ran out screaming. Since that day everybody tells the Little Red Riding Hood version of the story.