single, educated, handsome and on the hunt, what's more? just have to ask!

Step right up, ladies! Are you tired of the same old boring profiles? The endless parade of “nice guys” who love hiking, their dog, and “chilling” on weekends? Well, congratulations, you've just stumbled upon a rare breed—a man with standards higher than your Wi-Fi bill. I’m a walking paradox—too charming for my own good, yet entirely unimpressed by 99% of people. I’m selectively social, which means if we vibe, it’s elite-level chemistry, but if we don’t… well, let’s just say I ghost harder than a haunted mansion. Let’s get one thing straight: I am child-free and plan to stay that way. Kids? No thanks. They’re like kryptonite—except instead of weakening me, they just make me run faster. If you’re looking for a “future dad” or someone who finds toddlers “adorable,” I am not your guy. I thrive on sarcasm, dark humor, and intelligent conversation. If you can’t handle a little banter or take a joke, we probably won’t work out. Bonus points if you can dish it back. Swipe right if you can keep up. Swipe left if you’re looking for a plus-one to a baby shower.