The Full Monty

HOMETOWN :: I was created in a large basket weaving community in a quasi-pagan region of northern England. A group of radical scientists (and one introverted parking lot attendant) conspired to fill their free time away from watching Canadian curling competition with genetic experimentation. One evening a breakthrough occurred while mixing peanut butter and chocolate and the first organic/memetic-poly alloy human was formed. I was to be known simply as “Frak”. HISTORY :: Growing up as an outcast (due to my unusual manufacturing process and faint odor of radon), I realized an appreciation for making extremely thin, highly tensioned wires vibrate at different frequencies. Although I felt this had scientific merit and warranted further experimentation, I soon came to realize that babes like nearly anything that can vibrate. I built on this knowledge. INFLUENCES :: If it sounds like, looks like, or tastes like a hair metal band of the 80’s, count me in! While all of you were partying down in high school or college, I was just learning the fine art of unassisted vertical motion. It was years later that those early refrains of “We’re not gonna’ take it!” came back to influence my musical direction. PHILOSOPHY :: Rocking out to a partying audience is the best. I strive for perfection, wail when I can and lay back when I should. Say hello when you hear us at the next gig - ask real nicely and I’ll show you my cold fusion power supply.