I need to meet someone who will introduce me to new things

I need to meet someone who will introduce me to new things, adore (or put up with) my wacky moods and keep me in line. Very important: a woman whose profile does not include a shirtless photo or a photo of her with her car. Not my type. I am looking for a woman who is confident. I'm looking for a girl who likes to play but can keep it real. Not a player. I'm looking for an intelligent, funny, beautiful, patient, responsible and loyal woman, who makes me feel safe. I like a woman who will surprise me every now and then. A woman who will support me, yet still tell me if I'm wrong and will want me to do the same for her.