Witty creative intellectual with muscles

UPDATE: ****CANCELLED MEMBERSHIP FOR OBVIOUS REASONS - SAW NO ONE ON HERE WORTH RENEWING FOR - SORRY!**** ***For women who only live in the United States*** If the History channel did a special on me, the narration (obviously done by Morgan Freeman - who else?) would go something like this: "a funny, fearless, giving & loyal Iraqi-British gentleman. A happy mellow realist who is rarely at a loss for words but always listens first. A California resident for years, loves meeting new people, appreciates fashion & style, and admires intelligence & compassion. He now reflects back at his eventful past with content & a nodding grin"